New Years Resolutions

All numbers and points in time are irrelevant. Positive change should be a constant or the only other option is a conservation of negativity. Get dicks. Slap tits. Jump over a patch of grass every day and eventually it will have grown so high that you've gradually built up the ability to jump at escape velocity. Jump to the stars that others dream to reach towards until halfway through February. Now you are a star. Now they reach to you. Never turn back. Keep your back to them. Let them grasp at the air behind your ass and know that your bottom is higher than their top. Get. Dicks.