Sunday, November 28, 2010

The Middle Woman

So imagine you're having the intercourse with some lady. Doesn't matter which one (does it ever?) because it's hypothetical, but it can be Wendy Peffercorn if you want. So you're all givin the go and you're about to finish so you pull out and then jerk off on her. You just traded down from Wendy to Palm a la Handerson.

I submit that masturbation is a sign of intelligence when it comes to sensibility and efficiency.

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